How Hot Is It? It’s So Hot That…

 

How Hot is It? Jokes

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that all chocolate is drinkable.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that chickens are laying omelettes.

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  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that I saw a squirrel pick up a nut with pot holders.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that my thermometer goes up to “I’m not kidding.”

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that even Mr. Heat Miser is miserable.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that the car overheats before you start it.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that my campfire lit itself.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that all the bread in the store is toast.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that robins are using potholders to pull worms from the ground.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that I’m sweating like a politician on election day.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number!

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that the peanut butter melted.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that my Speed Stick Deodorant quit.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that my Pop Tarts popped.

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heat waves.